Attack On Facebook [SNK!Various x Reader]

Bertholdt Fubar posted a status

I'm tired of being invisible to everyone.

0 people like this

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Jean Kirstein added 1 new photo -- with [Name] [Last Name]

Look at this cutie sleeping!

Reiner Braun and Marco Bodt like this

[Name] [Last Name]: HOW DID YOU EVEN TAKE THAT??!?!!
Jean Kirstein: I have my ways
Levi Ackerman: SHITTY BRAT WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU! 
Marco Bodt: Jean. Run.

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Levi Ackerman is in a relationship with Petra Ral

Petra Ral likes this

Petra Ral: Aw Levi <3
Levi Ackerman: What the actual fuck...?
[Name] [Last Name]: oh.
Levi Ackerman: [Name]!

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[Name] [Last Name] has changed her relationship status to Single

Reiner Braun, Eren Jaeger, Jean Kirstein, and 20 people like this

Eren Jaeger: FINALLY <3
Reiner Braun: Finally the hottest girl here is single!
Armin Arlet: YASSSS <3 
Jean Kirstein: was it because of me?
Erwin Smith: *nods* Commander Approves
Oluo Bozado: I can finally complete the Levi Ackerman Suave with his ex-girlfriend
Levi Ackerman: [Name]! </3
Mikasa Ackerman: Don't you dare touch Eren. 

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Levi Ackerman posted a status

Hanji Zoe, Erwin Smith, Petra Ral, and 5,905 people like this

Hanji Zoe: English shorty.
Levi Ackerman: Non!! Je veux [Name] [Last Name]! (No!! I want [Name] [Last Name])
Levi's Fangirl no.1043: I'm here for you Levi <3
Levi's Fangirl no.3238: Don't be sad Heichou! HMU for a good time c;
Petra Ral: Back off bitches, he's mine!
Levi Ackerman: YOU'VE DONE ENOUGH YOU LITTLE SHIT!

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Jean Kirstein is in a relationship with Marco Bodt 

[Name] [Last Name], Eren Jaeger, Armin Arlet, and 10 people like this

[Name] [Last Name]: YES! I WILL GO DOWN WITH THIS SHIP!
Eren Jaeger: Half of me wants to say this is wrong, but oh well!
Jean Kirstein: Did you just say half...? 
Marco Bodt: Did he what? He just said, 'half of me....'
Eren Jaeger: NEIN!

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[Name] [Last Name] is in a relationship with Levi Ackerman 

Mikasa Ackerman, Bertholdt Fubar, Sasha Braus, and 6,043 people like this

Hanji Zoe: Finally [Ship Name] is back together again!
Levi Ackerman: [Ship Name]?
Hanji Zoe: Yeah! It's a play on you and [Name]'s names!
Levi Ackerman: wtf shitty glasses.
[Ship Name] Fangirl no.1034: Yay! I missed these two together. Bless this ship.
Petra Ral: Hey what about me!?
Levi Ackerman: You little shit! Don't you dare hack me again! :-[
[Ship Name] Fangirl no.2354: This ship is my child.

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[Name] [Last Name] added 2 new photos -- with Keith Shadis 

Keith Shadis is actually Xehanort from Kingdom Hearts *nods*

Eren Jaeger, Erwin Smith, Levi Ackerman, and 16 people like this

Eren Jaeger: !!!
Keith Shadis: I am not!
Levi Ackerman: What is life.
Armin Arlet: The definition of life: the condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter, including the capacity for growth, reproduction, functional activity, and continual change preceding death.
Levi Ackerman: He-man hair dude...STFU!
Armin Arlet: o~o

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Bertholdt Fubar posted a status

Notice me

0 people like this

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[Name] [Last Name] posted a status

PON PON WAY WAY WAY PON PON WAY PON WAY PON PON 
WAY WAY PON PON PON WAY WAY PON WAY PON WAY WAY!

Hanji Zoe, Erwin Smith, and Mike Zacharius likes this 

Erwin Smith: This is my jam 
Hanji Zoe: PON PON PON!
Levi Ackerman: SHUT THE ACTUAL FUCK UP! YOU'VE BEEN SINGING THIS FOR FIVE HOURS STRAIGHT. GOD DAMMIT WOMAN! THIS IS ANNOYING AS HELL!
[Name] [Last Name]: Hmmm....

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[Name] [Last Name] has changed her relationship status to Single

Petra Ral, Bertholdt Fubar, Eren Jaeger, and 32 people like this

Petra Ral: Thank You!
Eren Jaeger: Eyyy
[Name] [Last Name]: Hey Jaeger c;
Levi Ackerman: OKAY! I'M SORRY I LIKE YOUR MUSIC! YOU CAN SING IT ALL THE TIME!! AFDHSUFHSHF
Eren Jaeger: Want to hang out?
[Name] [Last Name]: Sure ^.^
Levi Ackerman: [NNNNAAAAAMMMMEEEEEEE]! 
[Name] [Last Name]: Shush Levi. You're on timeout!
Levi Ackerman: Do you love me? ;c
[Name] [Last Name]: of course, you're just on timeout <3 

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Part two? Anymore requests like this? If I make a part two what do you want in it? I appreciate the feedback xoxo